Of late there have been rumors of happiness flying
around the country.
These rumors were started, I believe,
by an unconscionably happy man living in rural Nebraska.
We want so much to believe in his good fortune,
happiness apparently being in scarce supply these days.
I do believe that scarcity mentality is bad for the digestion,
and propose we stop hording our meager stock, instead
spending it all this very day to see if the market won’t improve.